One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[HomerJ]

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[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[ubuysa]

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Why is it that if you send a package by ship it's called cargo, but if you send the package by road it's called a shipment?

 

[Martinr36]

At a mental hospital :
Doctor: - What is this?
Mad man: - This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.
Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?
Mad man:- On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.
Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?
Mad man:- I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik
tigdik...
Doctor :- (stunned) And what's that?
Mad Man:- That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.
Doctor:- And who will read your story?
Mad Man:- I will put it on the Irish Joke page . Plenty of Mad people will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak!

 

[davhun]

Why is it that if you send a package by ship it's called cargo, but if you send the package by road it's called a shipment?

Don't know but send it to me by post and I will see what the difference is.

 

[Martinr36]

I prefer the British version🤣🤣🤣👍

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Tron1982]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Salmon Fisher]

I got arrested yesterday for stealing a kitchen utensil from Ikea. It was a whisk I was willing to take.

 

[HomerJ]

 

[Martinr36]