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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST How not to apply paste

    I know you had a boat that could sail 600 miles from land but I did not realise it could also fly. I have played safe and bought myself a jar of sardine and tomato paste. I first apply to the computer and then make a sandwich.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    I don't care how fast it is going
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    At last, a water trough. Now we can have a drink.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Not only that, the shop held a sale and he lost a few pounds Doctor says he looks a lot fitter.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST Ionico with RTX 4070

    All the laptops marked as 'Special Offer' are the same in that they only offer one choice for the graphics card. Thje same may also be true for other componants. I suspect that these laptops are now end of line and about to be revised or replaced. As Ekans says though, check with PCS to see if...
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST Covid 19 has a lot of spending to answer for!

    I'm waiting for the self driving version. Then I shall win hands down.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Yes, but who does the cooking, shopping, washing, looks after the kids, does the gardening and services the car while you wear out the settee.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    If common sense was not that common then it would be called uncommon sense but it is not so it must be common sense which means most people have it.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Have you looked at multicover which combines house and all family cars.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Mine was a bit slower than that
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    But not too hard
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Is that the one that Father Christmas runs during the summer months from Spain? Santa Cruz I think it is called.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Then place the children in a mattress and duvet sandwich. Go away and watch TV for the evening.
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    PCSPECIALIST, PCSPECIALIST One-liners

    Watt ?
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