One-liners

dogbot · Nov 30, 2022

Martinr36 said:
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January 1st should be a good bet but disguising yourself as a pasty is not going to help.

AgentCooper · Nov 30, 2022

dogbot said:
disguising yourself as a pasty is not going to help.

As a northerner, I object to this statement in the strongest possible terms. No self respecting pasty would have lettuce poking out of it.

Is it a taco?

SpyderTracks · Nov 30, 2022

AgentCooper said:
As a northerner, I object to this statement in the strongest possible terms. No self respecting pasty would have lettuce poking out of it.

Is it a taco?

It's corn fed innit

AgentCooper · Nov 30, 2022

SpyderTracks said:
It's corn fed innit

Touché 😆👍

Martinr36 · Nov 30, 2022

I hope he didn't shell out too much for that outfit

Salmon Fisher · Dec 1, 2022

NoddyPirate said:
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!

Where did Blackbeard keep his Buccaneers?

Under his Buccan hat!

SpyderTracks · Dec 3, 2022

SpyderTracks · Dec 4, 2022

Salmon Fisher · Dec 4, 2022

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving, and gets pulled over. Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrödinger angrily yells back, "We do now, jerk!"